Part 22

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Ava: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood.

Ava: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404".

Ava: And I actually laughed out loud.

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Sabre, Blue Leader & Night: *screaming*

Hypno: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Night?!

Sabre: Wait, why are you asking Night that when Blue Leader and I are also here?

Hypno: Because Night wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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Rainbow: We're going to a candy store?!

M: No! It's nighttime, candy stores are closed.

Hypno: We're gonna ROB a candy store?!?!

M, sighing: No-

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S.Sabre: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Rainbow: Awww, no, you haven't!

S.Sabre: So why do you keep cooking?

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Seer: You know I think my life has value.

Rainbow: Who are you and what have you done with Seer?!

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SS Dark Steve: Can I have some water?

Violet Leader: *starts chugging their water bottle*

Violet Leader: *chokes from drinking too fast*

Violet Leader: *spills water all over themself*

Violet Leader, coughing: I don't have any water.

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Ross: M said I was their second favorite person, and I was bummed, but then they said Prof.Red is third. They have no favorite person. They're holding the position open.

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Blue Leader: Comparing SS Light and Yellow Leader is like comparing apples and oranges.

SS Light: We're both unique in our own ways?

Blue Leader: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.

Yellow Leader: Which one of us is the orange?

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Hypno: I hate SS Dark Steve.

Night: Don't say hate. That is a mean word.

Hypno: Fine, I LOATHE SS Dark Steve.


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