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Violet (Crazed): What's your favorite high school memory?
Professor Red: LEAVING. FUCKING LEAVING!
Sabre:
Sabre: I never went to high school-
Pheonix: I'm dead, You think I went to high school?
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Leaf: *hiding something in their coat* I think we should adopt another kid!
Orange Leader: No.
Leaf: Why not?
Orange Leader: Because when you say "kid", you mean "cat", and we already have fifteen of those.
Leaf: *unzips coat* Sixteen.
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Time: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Leaf: The cow??
Time: What?
Thera: Leaf, W H Y?
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Yellow Leader: Sabre? What are you doing here?
Sabre, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.
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*The Squad is playing Minecraft together*
Thunder: Ooh, a village! You know what that means!
Lilac: Hostile takeover?
Time: Genocide?
Sabre: Steal everything!
Thunder: No, I meant-
Blaze: I didn't know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn't enough!
Orange Leader: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!
Thunder: ...I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors...
Blaze: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea.
Orange Leader: Agreed.
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Yellow Leader: I didn't drink that much last night.
Sabre: You were flirting with Orange Leader.
Yellow Leader: So what? They're my partner.
Sabre: You asked if they were single.
Sabre: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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Sabre: The first time Leaf opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside He yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
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Pheonix: Die.
Professor Red: Please don't die!
Pheonix: DIE!
Professor Red: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Blaze, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Red King, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Professor Red wants Pheonix to accept it as their kid.
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Hypno: Do I least have a chance to explain myself?
Yellow Leader: This is America, so nope!
Hypno: This isn't America, this is OHIO!
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Red King: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Professor Red: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Pheonix: Literally or figuratively?
Professor Red: I have to specify?
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Blaze: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.
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Violet Leader: I'm very scary.
Red king: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Violet Leader: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Red king: And small.
Violet Leader:
Violet Leader: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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Red king: My level of gay has reached "sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me".
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Pheonix: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Professor Red: Not if they consent to it.
Sabre: Depends on who your stabbing.
River: YES??!!?
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Leaf: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Thunder: Ok, Leaf, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Leaf: 1917.
Thunder: ...You're ready.
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M: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Violet Leader: Burn the house down.
M: And what did you do?
Violet Leader: I made dinner.
M:
Violet Leader:
M:
Violet Leader: And burnt the house down.
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Thera: Violet (Crazed), I am questioning your sanity...
Sabre: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.
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Professor Red: Are you a cuddler?
Pheonix: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Professor Red:
Pheonix: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
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Violet (Crazed): Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Time: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Blaze: More or less, I guess...
Leaf: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Pheonix: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Sabre: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!
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