Void: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Nightmare: Oh, we've had worse.
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M: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Seer: Homicide.
Void: Murder.
Sabre: Homiecide.
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Orange/Rainbow: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Seer: No... well, their slowness.
Orange/Rainbow: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Orange/Rainbow: Now I have a plan.
Orange/Rainbow: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
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SS Origin: So, you lied to me?
RQ Dark steve: That depends on how you define lying.
SS Origin: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
RQ Dark steve: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?
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S.Sabre: Screw lactose intolerance! I will consume as much dairy as I want!
S.Sabre 2 hours later, crying on the floor: WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH?!
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Orange/Rainbow: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
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Hypno: You're not my friend anymore.
Ross: I was your friend?
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Evan: You need a hobby.
SS Dark Steve: I have a hobby!
Evan: Hitting Sabre isn't a hobby.
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Hypno: Hey.
Light: Hey?
Hypno: I can't sleep. :/
Light: I can. Goodnight.
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Blue Leader: How do you type so fast?
Sabre: Anxiety.
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Orange Leader: Blue Leader has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all they say now. Everything is deez nuts. They simply can't stop.
Orange Leader: I asked Blue Leader where they learned that joke. They made me promise they wouldn't get in trouble if they told me. I agreed.
Orange Leader: So they lean in and whisper, "deez nuts."
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Nightmare: There's nothing to do....
green Leader: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago.
Nightmare: *pulls out their phone* Nevermind.
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