Part 95

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PRSIV (Short for Painted red Shaded in Violet-

Also Have this Vid on The PRSIV Ghosts :D)

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Sabre: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Violet (Crazed): You looked in a mirror?

Sabre: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

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Sage: You're ignoring all your problems.

Sabre: I know.

Sage: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?

Sabre: I'm ignoring that fact as well.

Sage:

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*The Squad is playing Chess*

Pheonix: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play*

Blaze: *doesn't know the rules, but wins anyway*

Colle: *doesn't know the rules, and loses*

Sage: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don't*

Green Leader: Actually, you can't do that, because I said so.

Leaf: They named a board game after cheese?

(Head Cannon, Leaf has Brain damage due to his Death-)

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Red King: Are they stupid?

Hypno: Yes, but they prefer to be called Sabre.

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Yellow Leader: What's the worst thing you guys have done?

Sage: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

Hypno: I kicked Pheonix in the shin-

Pheonix: -So I kicked Hypno between the legs.

Violet (Crazed): I burned a town down.

Yellow Leader: What?!

Pheonix: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Violet (Crazed): A lot of things.

Hypno: No shit.

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Sabre: Hey Hypno, can you give me the opposite of these words?

Sabre: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.

Hypno: Never, Going, To, Give, You-

Hypno: The fucking satisfaction.

Sabre:

Sabre: worth a shot.

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Pheonix, to someone that angered them: *Holds two middle fingers*

Sabre: Can't say I'm surprised...

Blaze: Yeah, flip em off, Pheonix!

Leaf, confused: *Holds one middle finger*

Sabre and Blaze, both very distressed: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Pheonix: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and i feel like that's more accurate.

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Blaze: In alcohol's defense, I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

(Head cannon, Blaze Drinks alcohol Sometimes.

Who wants a book on Head cannon's of my Characters?)

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Leaf: I don't know, this plan seems complicated.

Hypno: You once said that about an orange.

Leaf: They don't make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don't.

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Red king: Go ahead, Colle. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.

Hypno: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.

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Professor Red: Go big or go home!

River: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.

Professor Red: I'm going big!

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Thunder: Someone will die...

Thera: Of fun!

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Sabre: You disgust me.

Violet (Crazed): *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don't care.

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Hypno: I would say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good, so I simply did myself.

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Pheonix: Just trust your gut!

Professor Red: Babe, I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission.

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Lilac: *watching their house burn down*

Lilac:

Lilac: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.


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