FavreMySabre Incorrect Quotes (SS/SSO/RQ/SL)

Part 88

Ava: So... what's goin' on?

M: You want the long version or the short version?

Ava, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

M: Shit's fucked.

Ava: Oh. Well, yeah, that's definitely not an optimal situation.

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Pheonix/Reaper: Still not over how yesterday when my flight landed, our pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because they took some "shortcuts".

Pheonix/Reaper: Excuse me, we were in the sky, what do you mean???

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Hypno: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Infected: I almost died.

Hypno: That... was my favorite memory.

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Infected: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

Night: Eyy, homie!

Sabre: But then there's cootie...

Pheonix/Reaper: Die.

(Pheonix/Reaper don't like they're counterpart-)

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S.Sabre: And what do I get out of this?

RQ Dark steve: I will give you a dollar.

S.Sabre: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

RQ Dark steve: How bout two dollars?

S.Sabre: You got yourself a deal.

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Pheonix/Reaper: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.

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Pheonix/Reaper: *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.*

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Ava: What are you writing?

Prof.Red: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Evan, looking over Prof.Red's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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Ava, texting Time: Time! Help I'm being kidnapped!

Time: Where are you?

Ava: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Time: I'll call Pheonix/Reaper/Infected.

Pheonix/Reaper/Infected, answering their cell: Y'ello?

Time: Where's Ava? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Pheonix/Reaper/Infected: Time? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Pheonix/Reaper/Infected:

Pheonix/Reaper/Infected: I'll call you back. *Hangs up*

Pheonix/Reaper/Infected: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Ava: WHO ARE YOU!?

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Infected: This is Night, they're... not my assistant, some other word.

Night: I'm their carer.

Infected: Yeah, my carer. They care so I don't have to.

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Infected: I don't know, they just don't seem interested...

Time: Did you try talking to them?

Infected:

Infected: Try what?