Part 76~ Pheonix/Reaper and Prof.Red

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Prof.Red: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- (I'M SORRY)
Pheonix/Reaper: What's that?
Prof.Red: Remorse code
Pheonix/Reaper: I'm angrier now

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Prof.Red: Why didn't you.. tell me?
Pheonix/Reaper: I-I.. I t-tried-

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Prof.Red: Taken your meds today?
Pheonix/Reaper: Yeah, why do you ask?
Prof.Red: No reason.

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Prof.Red: I didn't mean when I said that-
Pheonix/Reaper: you spat that shit like poison yesterday, remember, Prof.Red? Forgive you? you've gotta earn it.

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Prof.Red: *bumps into Pheonix/Reaper* Sorry, I didn't see you there.
Pheonix/Reaper: *squints up at Prof.Red* Was that a jab at my height?
Prof.Red: Uhm-

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Prof.Red: You're like, out of this world
Pheonix/Reaper: God I wish I was

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Prof.Red: you're not using the correct cup.
Pheonix/Reaper, drinking wine out of a mug: If it holds liquid it is the correct cup.

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Prof.Red: Sit down. I'm going to braid your hair.
Pheonix/Reaper: You really don't have to. I can do it myself. Besides, you have better things to do, I know. I can--
Pheonix/Reaper: Sit down, dumbass.

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Prof.Red: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Pheonix/Reaper: Peonies, why?

Prof.Red:

Pheonix/Reaper: Were you going to get me flowers?

Prof.Red:

Pheonix/Reaper:

Prof.Red: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Prof.Red, talking about Pheonix/Reaper: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

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Pheonix/Reaper: I'm in love with you.

Prof.Red: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Pheonix/Reaper: I know.

Prof.Red: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool- (Panics-)

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Pheonix/Reaper: I love you.

Prof.Red, not paying attention: What was that?

Pheonix/Reaper: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

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Prof.Red: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Pheonix/Reaper: It was autocorrect.

Prof.Red: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Pheonix/Reaper: Yes.

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