FavreMySabre Incorrect Quotes (SS/SSO/RQ/SL)

Part 7

Sabre: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice.

Assistant Steve: Sacrifice? I nominate Corrupted Pheonix.

Corrupted Pheonix: Wait, what?

Assistant Steve: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.

Corrupted Pheonix: I'm 5'9, it's like average height in most of the world!

Sabre: Its not that kind of of sacrifice guys!

Hypno: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.

Ross: Oh no.

Hypno: More like "oh yes!"

RQ Dark : Rainbow, Nightmare keeps bullying me at school.

Rainbow: Ask your teacher for help.

The next day...

RQ Dark , to their teacher: Will you help me beat up Nightmare?

Reaper/Pheonix: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

Shadow Sabre: Awww, thanks-

Reaper/Pheonix: That's not a good thing.

Shadow Sabre: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.

Assistant Steve: What's this?

Sabre, hugging Assistant Steve: Affection!

Assistant Steve: Disgusting.

Assistant Steve: ...Do it again.

Hypno: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Ava.

Professor Red: You just said it again.

Ava:

Hypno: I am not a role model.

Assistant Steve: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

Reverse: And here we have a capitalist.

Nightmare: Did you just-

Lucas: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

Professor Red: Hey, M? Can I get some dating advice?

M: Just because I'm with Sabre doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Sabre: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

Sabre: We all have our demons.

Sabre, grabbing Shadow Sabre: This one's mine.

Nightmare: Give me everything you've got!

Night: All your friends secretly hate you.

Nightmare: Wait, what?

Night: I've got anxiety.