FavreMySabre Incorrect Quotes (SS/SSO/RQ/SL)

Part 41

SS Dark Steve: I love being right. It's one of my favorite personality traits.

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*playing twister*

SS Dark Steve: Right hand red.

M: *ends up on top of Sabre*

Sabre: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

SS Dark Steve: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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SS Light: What's it like being tall?

SS Light: Is it nice?

SS Light: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Hypno: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Sabre: It was one time!

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S.Sabre: Some people are like slinkies.

Time: What?

S.Sabre: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Time:

Time: Please don't push Indigo Leader down the stairs.

S.Sabre, pushing Indigo Leader down the stairs: Too late.

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Threa, looking at the squad: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.

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Nightmare: SS Origin, I'm afraid.

SS Origin: Just stay close to Orange/Rainbow.

Nightmare: That's why I'm afraid.

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RQ Dark steve: So, Ross is late today. Anyone wanna bet why?

RQ Dark steve: I say they slipped through the subway grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man.

Evan: I don't know about that...I think either their alarm clock didn't go off, or they're in line at the bank.

Ava: Take this more seriously! Ross was clearly taken in their sleep!

Seer: I bet they tucked themselves into the bed too tightly and got stuck.

Nightmare: Maybe they fell into another dimension where they're more interesting...?

*Ross arrives*

Ross: Sorry I'm late - there was a problem at the bank.

Evan, clapping their hands in excitement: HOT DAMN!