Alex: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Alex: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.
Sabre: Bonjour.
Time: Le growl.
M: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.
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Thera: Is five a lot of followers?
Professor Red: Depends on the context.
Sabre: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
Night: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.
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Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Night: No.
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RQ Nightmare: Even Night and I have been getting closer. The other day, they gave me half of their sandwich.
Night: I mistook them for a garbage can.
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Professor Red: If there's one thing I learned from Sabre, it's to set people's expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.
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Professor Red: I hate SS Origin.
Hypno: "Hate' is a strong word.
Professor Red: I have strong opinions.
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SS Origin, drowning: Help!
Night: Don't worry, I heard cowards float.
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Sabre: I will be using so much pink you'll be seeing green by the end from sensory deprivation.
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*At a speed dating event*
M: Oh wow, people are really shallow.
Time: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?
M: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.
Time: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.
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Hypno: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Professor Red: This is a McDonald's drive thru.
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Fénix (Pheonix): I can't believe we have to be stuck in this room together!
Professor Red, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
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Fénix (Pheonix): What do you want to be for Halloween?
Professor Red: Yours.
Fénix (Pheonix):
Fénix (Pheonix): ...yeah, that would be pretty scary.
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Professor Red: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free: pouring river water in your socks!
Hypno: Why would I do that?
Professor Red: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!
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Alex: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Sabre: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
S.Rainbow (SS): Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Sabre: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Thera: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Sabre: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
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