Part 59

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by PheonixReaper7

by PheonixReaper7

RQ Dark steve: We have a problem.

Origin: Let me guess, you caused it?

Colle/Lucas: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.

Sabre: And it's another Tuesday, your point?

Light: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.

Void: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.

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Violet Leader, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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S.Sabre: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!

Corrupted Sabre: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!

S.Sabre:

S.Sabre: What?

Corrupted Sabre: I need to feed my Neopets!

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SS Light: I just ended a five year relationship.

S.Sabre: Oh no, are you okay?

SS Light: It's okay, it wasn't mine.

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Alex: So, Void is late today. Anyone wanna bet why?

Alex: I say they slipped through the subway grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man.

?n? S???e: I don't know about that...I think either their alarm clock didn't go off, or they're in line at the bank.

Nightmare: Take this more seriously! Void was clearly taken in their sleep!

Corrupted Sabre: I bet they tucked themselves into the bed too tightly and got stuck.

Sabre: Maybe they fell into another dimension where they're more interesting...?

*Void arrives*

Void: Sorry I'm late - there was a problem at the bank.

?n? S???e, clapping their hands in excitement: HOT DAMN!