Part 90

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*Night and M playing minecraft*

Night: Oh no, oh no, oh no-

M: What's wrong?

Night: I did a thing.

M: You regret the thing you dID-

Night: *screams*

M: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-

Night: *screams again*

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Sabre: Corrupted Sabre, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Corrupted Sabre: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Time: What makes you all smile?

Colle/Lucas: Friends and Family.

Sabre: Snacks.

RQ Dark steve: Victory and success.

M: Face muscles.

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Ava: Why would anyone want to harm S.Sabre?

Alex: Maybe because they met them?

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?n? S???e: Are you busy?

S.Sabre: Yes.

?n? S???e: Cool, listen to this.

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Infected, staring at Hypno in a cage: ...Why are they in a cage?

Corrupted Sabre: Because they growled at me.

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Infected: Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held.

Hypno: Are you okay.

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Prof.Red: This was almost a great idea.

Ava: You just described 90% of our stuff.

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Sabre: Do you feel any better?

Hypno: I feel much better now that you here with me.

*Corrupted Sabre walks in*

Hypno: I feel half better.

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Colle/Lucas: How is spring not everyone's favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

?n? S???e: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Colle/Lucas: But pink.

Hypno: And it's hot.

Colle/Lucas: PINK!

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*Colle/Lucas is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room*

Colle/Lucas, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?!

Prof.Red, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand!

Colle/Lucas: And Pheonix/Reaper didn't stop you?!

Prof.Red, pointing at a sleeping Pheonix/Reaper: They've been asleep for the past three hours.

Time, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys-

Time, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?!

Colle/Lucas, pointing at Prof.Red: They threw the remote onto the TV stand.

Time: Come on! That's the 5th time this week and it's 2 in the morning on a Tuesday!

Pheonix/Reaper, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* How long was I out?

Pheonix/Reaper, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! PROF.RED, I TOLD YOU NOT TO!

Prof.Red: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it!

Colle/Lucas and Time, in unison: But you broke the-

Prof.Red: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never. *dashes out of the living room*

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