FavreMySabre Incorrect Quotes (SS/SSO/RQ/SL)

Part 96

PRSIV Incorrect Quotes

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Pheonix: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.

Sabre: Myself.

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Pheonix: I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire."

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Sabre: I started school with straight A's. Now I'm not even straight.

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Sabre: So... This is my full potential?

Professor Red: Yes.

Sabre: So, then it's...

Professor Red: All downhill from here.

Sabre: Like Crazed.

Professor Red: I do not know what this Crazed is. But it sounds disappointing.

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Sabre: So I was just having a conversation with M about Star Wars; particularly, about the choice of architecture. The amount of people who die from falling down bottomless pits is TOO DAMN HIGH! Like, who designs architecture like this? Catwalks with no guard rails whatsoever, just zigging and zagging through enormous voids. Giant holes to nowhere!

M: It's by design. It's a cleaner look, for a more elegant time.

Sabre: Like... who the fuck put this hole here???? And why????

M: Exhaust?

Sabre: Darth Maul falls down a hole, Palpatine falls down a hole, Solo falls down a hole, everyone falls down a hole! Star Wars universe needs OSHA.

M: Luke falls down a hole, Boba Fett falls down a hole...

Sabre: Yes, yes, I forgot about those! R2-D2 falls down a hole in the Millenium Falcon after he fixes the hyperdrive.

M: We're onto something here!

Sabre: Obi-Wan almost falls down a hole.

M: C-3PO falls off the barge into the sand. Pretty close to falling down a hole.

Sabre: His lightsaber does though.

*M thinks hard about what other Star Wars Characters fall down holes*

Sabre: What if the hole is symbolic? The hole represents the dark side.

M: Nah, doesn't work. Luke chooses to fall down the hole instead of joining Vader/The Dark Side.

Sabre: Fair point.

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Sabre: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

Thunder: Do not do that.

Sabre: You won't even notice!

Sage, entering: Sabre, you wanted to see me again?

Sabre: Thunder's single

Thunder:

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Blaze: Hey, are you alright with swearing? Asking for a friend.

Orange Leader: Yeah?

Blaze: Bitch.

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Red king: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away.

Colle: What makes you say that?

Red king: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it?

Colle: Red king... You don't have a clue about this thing, do you?

Red king: *screams in anger*

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Red king: I hope no one lowkey hates me.

Red king: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.

Red king: Go big or go home.

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Red King: Yes, I'm adopting Leaf, Pheonix and Joy or as you call him Sabre and you cowards can't tell me no!

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M: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Red King: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Colle: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Professor Red: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Blaze: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Sabre: I have emotional scars.

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M: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Leaf: They do.

S.Sabre: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Blaze: What are you getting Yellow Leader for the holidays?

Orange Leader: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Violet (Crazed): I'm getting Yellow Leader a divorce lawyer.