M: Are you a cuddler?
Sabre: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
M:
Sabre: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
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RQ Dark steve, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??
RQ Dark steve: Wait. I the fuck used this pan...
Night: It was you the fuck.
RQ Dark steve: It was I the fuck...
Sabre: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Night: They the fuck.
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Colle/Lucas: Are you mad?
Sabre: No.
Colle/Lucas: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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Pheonix/Reaper: Wow, I feel happy and I'm having so much fun!
Pheonix/Reaper:
Pheonix/Reaper: *narrows eyes* Something's wrong here.
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Pheonix/Reaper, throwing a pokeball at S.Sabre: S.Sabre, I choose you!
S.Sabre, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
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Alex: You know what the problem is? Your really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie-hole.
SS Galaxy: You think I'm cute?
Alex: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!
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Sabre: Alright, so the vampire's gravestone is—
Orange/Rainbow: Cenotaph.
Sabre: What?
Sabre: It's only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honouring someone whose body isn't present is a cenotaph.
Sabre: I'm... not sure that's how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own.
Orange/Rainbow: There's a precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and reinterred elsewhere. There's no rule that says the body itself can't do the removing.
Sabre: Okay, but the body is very much coming back. That's kind of what we're here to accomplish.
Orange/Rainbow: So it's a temporary cenotaph.
Sabre: And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity.
Orange/Rainbow: Semantic ambiguity is how vampires get you.
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Night: And I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse.
Light:... What did he do..?
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green Leader: Just think about this! I'm your hottest friend.
green Leader: No, that's Rainbow... I'm your nicest friend.
green Leader: No, Sabre... I'm your friend!
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