Part 16

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by PheonixReaper7

by PheonixReaper7

                                    
                                              Rainbow, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? 
Seer: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. 
Hypno: I personally was created in a lab. 
Sabre: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Colle/Lucas: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.
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Night: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash. 
Night: *slow-mo walks out of the room*
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Rainbow: You have an impressive pain tolerance. 
Sabre: Thanks, it's the trauma.
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Rainbow: If you water water, it grows. 
Ross: ...What. 
Violet Leader: They've got a point.
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Hypno: What is the one thing I told you not to do? 
Evan: Burn the house down. 
Hypno: And what did you do? 
Evan: I made dinner. 
Hypno: 
Evan: 
Hypno: 
Evan: And burnt the house down.
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Time, to Yellow leader: When was the last time you let someone hug you? 
Yellow leader: *thinking* 
Yellow leader: 2012. 
SS Light: 2012...? 
Yellow leader: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked green Leader out so I let them hug me.
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Nightmare: Colle/Lucas, is that my mug you're drinking out of? 
Colle/Lucas: No, it's mine. 
Nightmare: It... looks just like the one I have... 
Colle/Lucas: You don't have one like this anymore.
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Prof.Red: Yellow leader, you were so wasted last night. 
Yellow leader: I wasn't that drunk! 
Prof.Red: ...You called a taxi home. 
Yellow leader: Yeah! It's called being responsible! 
Prof.Red: The party was at your house. 
Yellow leader: ...Crap.
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Hypno: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.
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Ross: When did you become a hero? 
Evan: Um... the moment I saved you from getting killed. 
Ross: You're the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me. 
Evan: Well... sucks to be you, don't it.
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