green Leader: Ava, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.
Ava: Why? I'm fine on the stand!
*flashback to Testimony #1*
Ava: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.
Ava, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.
*flashback to Testimony #2*
Ava: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?
Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying?
*flashback to Testimony #3*
Ava: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.
Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?
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Hypno: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
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Light: Blue Leader just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.
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Time: We should normalize not loving family members.
Hypno: You can just say: "I hate my dumb fuck uncle" or whatever. Talk like a normal person!
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Orange/Rainbow: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection?
SS Light: I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue.
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Yellow leader: Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, were born an organic creature, and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul.
SS Light: What? "To my knowledge"? Do a lot of people not know if they're robots?
Yellow leader: Thank you for your confirmation.
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Pheonix/Reaper: Void is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods.
S.Sabre: Yes.
Violet Leader: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.
Void: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-
S.Sabre: What truce?
Pheonix/Reaper: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.
Nightmare: Wait, I'm a choir kid!
Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*
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