Pheonix, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.
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Sarah (Da Bitch): Compliment me.
Professor Red: You have eyes.
Sarah (Da Bitch): Yeah, that works.
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Mystery: If you were an ice cream flavour, what flavour would you be?
Pheonix: Vanilla.
Professor Red: Vanilla?! You basic bitch!
Sarah (Da Bitch): If I was an ice cream flavour, I'd be pistachio!
Professor Red: Because nobody likes you?
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Mystery: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Sabre: Wow. They sound stupid.
Mystery: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Sabre: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Mystery: I guess you're right. Hey Sabre, I love you.
Sabre: See! Just say that!
Mystery: Holy fucking shit.
Sabre: If that flies over their head then, sorry Mystery, but they're too dumb for you.
Mystery: Sabre.
(BTW Mystery is M is disguise)
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Pheonix: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Professor Red: You and me!
Pheonix: *tearing up* Ok.
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Sarah (Da Bitch): Thanks for opening my message and not responding.
Professor Red: All good bro, any time.
Sarah (Da Bitch): Fuck you.
Professor Red: I don't swing that way-
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Professor Red: That's a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn't make sense.
Pheonix: You'll do it?
Professor Red: Of course.
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Mystery, at Professor Red: Of course you have blood all over you, and pronouns.
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Sarah (Da Bitch): What is your favourite mythical story?
Pheonix: The Story Of My Will To Live.
Sarah (Da Bitch): I don't think I've heard of that one before.
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Mystery: I'm Mystery. I'm an accountant.
Sabre: I'm Sabre. I have a knife.
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Mystery: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Victoria (da abusive Bitch): I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
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Sabre: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.
Professor Red: I don't usually eat with losers.
Sabre: Neither do I but I asked you, didn't I?
Professor Red: Yeah sure I'll go with you.
(NOT A SHIP!)
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Sabre: Okay, what does A stand for?
Professor Red: Arson.
Sabre: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Professor Red: Barson.
Mystery: *laughter*
Sabre: What stands for C?
Professor Red: Commit arson.
Mystery: Oooo. Sabre: D!
Professor Red: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
Mystery: *more laughter*
Pheonix:
Pheonix: I live with Psychopaths.
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Sabre, texting Professor Red: Any plans for tonight?
Professor Red: No.
Sabre: Loser.
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Pheonix: You need a hobby.
Mystery: I have a hobby!
Pheonix: Hitting Sarah (Da Bitch) isn't a hobby.
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Victoria (da abusive Bitch): I could kill you if I wanted.
Professor Red: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.
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Sabre: What did you get on your shirt?
Professor Red: Rust.
Sabre: From what?
Professor Red: Weapons.
Pheonix: Time for more adult supervision.
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Professor Red: I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire."
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