S.Sabre: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-
Lucas/Colle: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
S.Sabre: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
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S.Sabre: ?n? S???e taught me to think before I act.
S.Sabre: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
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S.Sabre: We're kind of missing something guys.
Sabre: Cohesion?
Prof.Red: Teamwork?
Lucas/Colle: A general sense of what we're doing?
Pheonix/Reaper: And ?n? S???e is not here.
Sabre: Oh, and that, yeah.
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S.Sabre: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of M...
Sabre: As you should be.
S. Sabre: No, for real, they're kind of-
Sabre: As. You. Should. Be.
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Sabre: Good morning.
S.Sabre: Good morning.
M: Good morning.
Prof.Red: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Pheonix/Reaper: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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?n? S???e, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Hypno, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.
Pheonix/Reaper: What the fuck are you guys doing?
?n? S???e: Playing systemic oppression.
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Pheonix/Reaper: What the hell was that?
Lucas/Colle: *picks up a flashlight* Only one way to find out!
M: Wait a minute! You don't go TOWARDS the spooky scary banging!
Sabre: Yes we do, M. We always do.
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Sabre, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?
M: ...
M: What's in the box?
Sabre: What woul-
M: Sabre, what's in the box?
Sabre: I think you know.
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Pheonix/Reaper: What did you get Sabre for their birthday?
Lucas/Colle: I got them a kitten.
Pheonix/Reaper: Really? Me too!
?n? S???e: I also got them a cat.
S.Sabre: Looks like we had the same idea.
Lucas/Colle: M, please tell me you didn't get Sabre a cat as well!
M: ...I got them a kitten.
*later*
Sabre, in their apartment surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!
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Prof.Red: Sabre? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping.
Sabre: I'll stop twice on the way back.
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S.Sabre: I believe in you, Prof.Red!
Prof.Red, to themself: God, I must suck. The nicest thing S.Sabre can think to say to me is that they don't doubt my existence.
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Sabre: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf
?n? S???e: What is that?
Sabre: it's a keyboard smash
?n? S???e: How do I do it?
Sabre: just press anything
?n? S???e: 7
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Sabre: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
S.Sabre: Mine just says "S.Sabre no."
Sabre: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Pheonix/Reaper: *Stands in trash can.*
Hypno: Pheonix/Reaper, not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling!
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?n? S???e: Hey, Prof.Red?
Prof.Red: Yeah?
?n? S???e: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Prof.Red:
Prof.Red: Where's S.Sabre?
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Sabre: That's greatly offensive to my people.
Prof.Red: College dropouts?
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S.Sabre, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Prof.Red, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Hypno, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
?n? S???e, trembling: What are we playing?!
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?n? S???e: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.
Pheonix/Reaper: Actually, Prof.Red is my favourite.
?n? S???e: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.
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M, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick!
Pheonix/Reaper: Moose Tracks is good!
Hypno: What the fuck is that!?
Pheonix/Reaper: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Hypno: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It's like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like "Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
M and Pheonix/Reaper: what?
Hypno: I don't get it why add the EXTRA u when it's PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
M: You done now?
Hypno: Yeah ok.
M and Pheonix/Reaper: ...
Hypno: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?
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Lucas/Colle: Truth or dare?
Pheonix/Reaper: Truth.
Lucas/Colle: How many hours have you slept this week?
Pheonix/Reaper:
Pheonix/Reaper: Dare.
Lucas/Colle: Go to sleep.
Pheonix/Reaper: I don't like this game.
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