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StrayKids - Midnight Snack

Not a sickfic just stupid, hope you like it. 500 words.

It was a quiet night in the dorm, or at least as quiet as things could be with eight chaotic boys living under one roof. Most of the members had gone to bed after a long day of practice, but Hyunjin's stomach had other plans.

At precisely midnight, his stomach let out a growl loud enough to wake the neighbors, or at least wake Felix, who shared a room with him.

"Hyunjin," Felix mumbled, half-asleep. "Why is your stomach auditioning to be a bass line?"

"I'm starving, Lix," Hyunjin whispered dramatically. "Come with me to the kitchen. I can't go alone. It's scary."

Felix groaned but sat up, rubbing his eyes. "Fine. But if we wake Chan hyung, we're both dead."

Hyunjin and Felix crept down the hallway, but they didn't account for Seungmin's hyper-sensitive hearing.

"Where are you going?" Seungmin's voice cut through the darkness like a knife, making them both jump.

"Just... to get some water!" Hyunjin said quickly.

Seungmin raised an eyebrow. "At midnight? Sure. I'm coming with you. If you're raiding the fridge, I'm not missing out."

Felix sighed. "Great. Now we're a trio of criminals."

The three tiptoed into the kitchen, trying to keep quiet. Hyunjin opened the fridge and gasped. "Who ate all the chicken?!"

A deep sigh came from behind them. "It was Minho," Han's voice said as he stepped out of the shadows, holding a carton of milk. "I caught him eating the last of it before bed."

"You were awake this whole time?" Felix asked, bewildered.

"Obviously. I needed milk for my cookies." Han gestured to the plate he'd hidden on top of the microwave. "And now that I'm here, I might as well join this little heist."

As they divvied up the remaining snacks - a couple of bananas, a pack of instant noodles, and some leftover rice - the light in the hallway flicked on.

"What are you guys doing?"

It was Chan, standing there with his arms crossed, looking every bit like an angry parent. Behind him, Jeongin peeked around the corner, smirking.

"Uh... having a team bonding session?" Hyunjin tried, his voice an octave higher than usual.

"Yeah," Han chimed in, "you know, building camaraderie through shared hunger."

Chan sighed. "I don't care what you call it, just clean up after yourselves. And don't wake the others. Especially Minho. He'll kill you if you touch his pudding."

As soon as Chan went back to bed, the group erupted into quiet giggles.

"Did you see his face?" Han whispered.

"Do you think he bought the 'team bonding' excuse?" Felix asked.

"No way," Seungmin said with a smirk. "But he's too tired to deal with us right now."

The next morning, Minho stood in front of the fridge, scowling. "Who ate my pudding?"

The four culprits froze, exchanging guilty glances.

"I knew it," Minho muttered. "You're all traitors."

Jeongin, the only innocent one, snickered from the corner. "Hyung, you should've hidden it better."

And with that, the chaos of another day in the Stray Kids dorm began.

Thanks for reading, if you have a story in mind, don't hesitate. I take requests.