Bucky Barnes Oneshots

Prompts

A/N: it's possible that I have used some of them before because I wrote this when I first started and never posted it.
You can just comment on the ones you want and add a specific name (instead of [Y/n]) if you want.

1) "James Buchanan Barnes. Swing your genetically enhanced ass down here now or god have mercy on you!"

2) "Come over here and make me!"

3) "That must be the dumbest idea you ever had!"
"Well, it's early."

4) "When are you going to realize that I love you?"

5) "Holy shit, I don't care!"
"...but I do."

6) "I'm going to make your life a living hell!"
     "Is that a threat or a promise?"

7) "Oh my God, can you two just get a room?"

8) "If you die, I'm going to drag your ass out of hell only to throw you back in!"

9) "Nobody's killing her, but me!"

10) "How do you tell someone you hate that you love them?"

11) "It's easy to make fun of the 100 and something year old man who's afraid of fireworks until you find out that's it's not the fireworks themselves but the sounds that remind him of gunshots."

12) "You just had to do that, didn't you?"

13) "Can you not?"

14) "Well, my father left and a flag came back."

15) "I'm from Brooklyn. I was born to be seductive!"
      

16) "Will you come back?"

17) "Goddamn it, I love you! That's why!"

18) "You. Me. Quinjet. Now."

19) "Bite me!"
"Where?"

20) "One more word and I'm going to make you wish you would've followed my orders!"

21) "Bucky, no!"
"Bucky, yes!"

22) "You can't give me orders, you're a man!"

23) "Your aim sucks."
"You suck!"

24) "Sooo...who's he?"

25) "Any particular reason as to why you're crying in the kitchen over a bowl of cereal?"

26) "Hey, make anyone cry today?"
"Sadly, no. But it's only 2:30!"

27) "Kiss me like you miss me, soldier."

28) "Why don't you go find yourself a nice antique rocking chair to die in, grandpa?"

29) "God, she's beautiful!"

30) "Count the stars with me?"

31) "Do you remember the one time where I liked you?"
"No?"
"Good, because it never happened!"

32) "What the hell was that?"
"Rude for one thing."

33) "All you have to do is dance."

34) "I'm like the fifth Beatle of the family."
"I never really liked the Beatles. More of a Stones guy."

35) "Dear passengers, this is not your captain speaking."

36) "Loki? Seriously? What can that Disney princess do that I can't?"

37) "By the way, I'm wearing absolutely nothing under this dress."

38) "Ya know, this is the first time I've been in between a girls legs since the 1940′s."
"And it'll be the last."