Poopsie Sparkly Critters (a slime surprise...)

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Mark- when I was a young lad, all I had was my imagination and the various woodland creatures that I managed to seduce- not seduce

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Ethan- What was your favourite woodland creature?

Mark- Chipmunks, for their capacious cheeks.

Ethan- They can really fit a lot in those cheeks~ ;)

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Mark- I did not seduce any woodland creatures as a child. As a child.

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Ethan- *clicking and humming a tune* I shit on my dad's chest.

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Mark- Alright, so, we got the poop.

Ethan- We got them.

Mark- And we got the spit.

Ethan- Will it be which one?

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Ethan- Add a little at a time.

Mark- *pours the whole packet on top*

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Ethan- Let me see you poop.

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WTH Ethan XD

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Ethan- *shoots the blow rocket at Mark*

Mark- Why?

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Summery- They go to a show, buy "Poopsie Sparkly Critters" and play with them. that's about it, innit.

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Description-

Poopsie Sparkly Critters are the latest and greatest slime toy sensation. Will they spit or will they poop? This question has been plaguing humanity for all time. Today... we answer it once and for all.

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