Our Perfect (and last) Valentine's Day

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Ethan- Do animals experience love or are they just *Ethan noise*

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Mark- Ben, do you know what love is?

Ben- Ha ha, sometimes.

Mark- explain what love is in your mind.

Ben- love is when you look at someone and tears come to your eyes.

Mark- What if... What if tears come to your eyes cause you're afraid of them, or they're hideously ugly?

Ben- Then you live them in a different way.

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Ethan- The conductor man!

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Ethan- He's got his hands out like he's Jesus!

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Ethan- The 1 that we all kinda wanna phawk. Am I wrong?

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Ethan- Where are we gonna put these guys when we're done?

Mark- What are you talking about? In the bedroom, obviously!

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Mark- I notice you're collecting the woman, I got the ketchup.

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Ethan- We've got big willy, small willy!

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Today Mark and Ethan discover the TRUE meaning of everlasting love.

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