Don't Go into the Ocean... Ever.

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Ethan- I think of the mystery of when I was born because you know when you are born you don't see anything and you're born and like was the first memory why can't I member anything from inside-

Mark- yeah.

Ethan- The womb? But your brains develo- like, you have a whole body at point so why can't you member what happened inside the womb? Was it just too dark you can't member because it's so dark?

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Mark- I gotta unstupid my brain for a little bit.

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Ethan- I thought it was more of an equilateral triangle to be honest.

Mark- Good use of equilateral c:

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Ethan- haha, bloated :D it was kinda a pun there. 'Cause it's uh, it's in the ocean, Bermuda triangle, is in the ocean and they said scientists have floated various theories which I think is comical because, uh.

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Mark- That's why you're the Unus to my Annus c:

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Mark- My likely theory is fuck the ocean, never go there in the ocean ever. Period. Full stop.

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Ethan- What's the length of California?

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Mark- We were all told a lot of things as a kid.

(For instance, I was told I was a mistake)

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Mark- I bet this is a completely real photo, not doctored at all. This looks a little Photoshopy...

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The ocean is a terrible place full of deadly creatures that will eat you without a moment's notice. You should never go there. Under any circumstances. Full of evil creatures like SCP-3000 and the Loch Ness monster it's evil...
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