Ethan- whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! Subreddit! Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! Haa! Ahh! Ahh!
Mark- are you alright? You, what?
Ethan- ahh! Haa, haa! Ha! Help! Help...
Mark- This is really getting pathetic man, you ok?
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Ethan- Do you think that the Reddit users will, will get our Reddit to a point where it becomes a sentient being all on it's own?
Mark- What the fuck is wrong with you? What?
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Meme: The Unus Annus Trolley Problem: If you don't Mark and Ethan will be crushed by the trolley but none of the Unus Annus videos will be deleted. If you pull the lever, all of the videos will disappear, but Mark and Ethan will live. Ethan is sleeping peacefully and is unaware of danger but Mark wants to be hit by the trolley NOT because he's a masochist but just because he wants to see if his body can handle it. Go on. He wants you to do it. He can take it. You don't need to worry about Ethan. Just let him rest. It will all be ok. Just let it happen.
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Mark- Unus Annus: "Every frames a Meme"
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Meme: Mark didn't "make Ethan". Ethan worked his ass off to get to where he is today. Did Mark help a little? Yes, but it was mostly because of Ethan's hard work.
(Truth)
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Meme:
Woman covering ears: *Some poor employee wherever they're filming*
Guy playing trumpet: "HE THINKS I'M A MASOCHIST I'M NOT A MASOCHIST"
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Mark- I wanna buy a time share... gun, boat tin- tiny! Tiny house! I wanna buy an itty bitty house for Tiny Box Tim!
Also Mark- Look, we can't keep putting the merch money towards buying tiny houses!
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Meme:
Paper: *Ethan's opinion*
Mark- This is worthless!
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Meme:
Ethan- *does anything*
Mark- Are you challenging me?!
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Ethan- Mark, how do we end it? Hello? Helooo? Hello, heelloo! Hello, hellooo, hellooo? Alright I'll start the ticking and then it'll cut to the ticking in the dark room.
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Did you know Unus Annus has it's own Subreddit? We kinda forgot.
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This channel, along with every video that has or will ever be uploaded on this channel, will be deleted after our year has ended. This is inevitable. Inescapable. Irreversible.
Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.
Memento Mori.
Unus Annus.
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Unus Annus quotes
Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
