Ethan Destroys Mark's Van with a Bat

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Mark- Why do I always have to get punished?

Ethan- That's not fair; that's not right, that's not right.

Mark- How many times have you gotten 1 million subs?

Ethan- Never, not even a single time.

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Ethan- Amy slept in there one.

Mark- Yeah Amy you slept in here once.

Amy- That's my pillow.

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Ethan- *hits the van a couple times* She's a sturdy.. gal!

Mark- Yeah, yeah, she's made of metal.

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Ethan- Where do you want me- You can choose first, where do you want me to hit it first?

Mark- I don't think- I didn't think I had a choice in any of this.

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Mark- If I had to choose I'd hit it in the place that would put it out of it's misery.

Ethan- The engine?

Both- *Laughs*

Ethan- The engine- *swings the bat at the air and makes explosion gestures* It explodes!

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Ethan- *walking on the top of the van to get down* I gotta be safe!

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Summery- Little exaggerated but basically the title.

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Description-

The time has come. We gave you a challenge but you failed. Now, Mark's precious van must pay the price. Rest in Pieces, The Barrel.

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