Mark- I'm gonna paint him naked.
Ethan- Eyes up here.
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Mark- I'm gonna get every shape, every way, every form of your body. Every bulge.
Ethan- right.
Mark- Every...-
Ethan- Crevice.
Mark- Crevice, good word. Every nook.
Ethan- Every cranny.
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Mark- what colour's your skin (pretty obvious innit?) Pretty pasty.
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Ethan- What are you drawing your inspiration from?
Mark- uhhh, you. What do you mean?
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Ethan- Is this humiliating?
Mark- For who?
Ethan- Both of us.
Mark- Not for me, no, I'm fine dude, I did a calendar naked.
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Mark- These cameras are Livestream capable and boy are they.
Ethan- Mixer or Twitch?
Mark- Facebook my dude!
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Mark- What colour are your eyes?
Ethan- Hazel.
Mark- *gives him a "come on, are you serious?" kinda look*
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Ethan- Amy, does it look good?
Amy- yeah, it looks good.
Ethan- that was a lot of hesitation.
Amy-I don't want anyone to know that I'm the one filming this.
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Mark- We'll be auctioning these for... nothing? I don't know.
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Mark- Is this good Amy? Amy who is filming this
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I can practically see Amy sighing behind the camera
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Ethan- You're the first person to see me naked, Mark (yeah, parents, girlfriend, siblings etc don't exist right now)
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Amy- Out the womb fully dressed.
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Mark- Good, good, good, good, good, good, in fact good!
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Ethan- What was the first word that came to mind when I flipped this around?
Mark- It was gnome.
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Mark- And my green eyes!
Ethan- Yeah, who could forget those green eyes!
Mark- *laughs*
Ethan- I didn't...
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Ethan- Not, it's not, not better at all!
Mark- Oh! You think I'm gonna shoot you! Oh, oh, I'm sorry, no!
Ethan- God, don't wave it at me!
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Ethan- *drawing a paintball gun* It's not a penis.
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Mark- Koreans only look, they don't touch!
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Description-
Just 2 bros making nude paintings of eachother in the buff. Nothing wrong with it. Nothing right with it either but that's not the point.
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Memento Mori.
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Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
