We Played Strip Poker

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Mark- What you hiding under all them coats?

(A bomb, tf you think?)

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Mark- So you either call like a bitch or fold like a bitch.

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Ethan- But you lost fair and square, Mark. Fair is fair.

Mark- You shu- I will drive over there, I will, mask and gloves, I will wear a full body suit and strangle you.

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Ethan- are you going to dis card anything?

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Mark- Let me see them eyes.

*Ethan puts down glasses to show eyes*

Mark- nice eyes c:

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Mark- I still got my knife!

(Someone take away the knife from the petty, naked and possibly insane man please)

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Mark- Eat my ass!

Ethan- ok

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Mark- You wouldn't understand how a real man plays poker.

(He's... He's winning...)

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Mark- I'm all in!

Ethan- 1...

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Ethan- I'm all in and you're all negative in

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I don't think I'm gonna do the description anymore

It's just a pain in the ass to do and it's just been long ass descriptions lately and I don't wanna have to do that every fuckin day for about 6 months

Sorry if you liked it
You're welcome if you hated it

Bye y'all
See ya tomorrow

Momento Mori

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