DIY Wine

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Ethan- A) Wine B) Pumpkin Juice 3) Choccy Milk 4) Chicken Nuggets

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Mark- Feet + yeast + grapes = Wine

(Siense

              Science)

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Mark- I don't wanna drink this ;-;

Amy- You can't drink Mark :0

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Ethan- My feet; the taste that they make

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Mark- You need to just suck it up and drink your wine!

(This is the most fancy way of peer pressuring someone into drinking alcohol)

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Ethan- Tastes like grapes.

(You don't fuckin say)

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Ethan- I wish we were together so we could try each others, um, but you know, it's-

Mark- We didn't make wine.

Ethan- -special...

Mark- we're gonna have a part 2 of this. You save this, you put it in a bottle; you put it in the back of your cupboard and then in 2 weeks we'll drink it again.

Ethan- *looks like he wished he had never said anything*

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Memento Mori~

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