Running Internet Drama through Google Translate

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Mark- Do you know what we're doing?

Ethan- So we're going from talktotransformers to Google Translate?

Mark- Yes.

Ethan- We really are going to the bottom of the barrel, aren't we?

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Mark- I want to be very clear, this was not a Pollock barrel.

Talktotransformers- it was a kovinsky barrel!

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Ethan- oh are we going around again? I forgot about this section.

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Ethan- Do you remember back in the day when you, when you went to the toy store and you went, "mommy, mommy! I wanna football, I wanna football to play with!" and she reached up to the highest shelf and grabbed the red can football?

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Ethan- If you don't have $5 a month to spend on ME, then what are you even DOING with your life?

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Google Translate- Do get a job. And whole you're looking for a job- start telling my stories. If you don't get a job- Good.

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Mark- I think the key to talktotransformers is it rants.

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Google Translate- 5 or 5? 5-10-10-10-10-10-10-10

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Ethan- Write something that you're passionate about.

Mark- Alright.

"Why you cut me off you bloody fucking bastard bloody fuck you bloody. What you mean fuck me I fuck you you bloody fuck-"

(Related)

"I hope you have a nice day."

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Google Translate- My skin smells like 2015.

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Description-

There are many universal languages. Love. Music. Art. ...Tea?
Using the most advanced computational technologies, Mark and Ethan determine if internet drama transcends the limitations of the written word.
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