Tearing a Phone Book in Half with out Huge Manly Muscles

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Ethan- I want you to name a number.

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Mark- 2010, right round the corner.

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Mark- You know what makes me mad?

Ethan- What?

Mark/Ethan- The slow decline of America's small business/People not fulfilling their dreams?

Mark- oh, yeah, that too.

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Mark- Jeff bezos, this is for you!

(That capless pig)

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Ethan whisper voice- OASIS! OASIS!

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Mark- Long dick states

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Mark- Ok, so, what was the technique?

Ethan- I don't know...

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Ethan- Go Mark Go! Go Mark Go!

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Memento Mori~

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