Beating Inanimate Objects to Death

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Ethan- What do you do when you're so angry you want to throw something?

Mark- You throw it!

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Ethan- *lightly drops keyboard* go ahead.

Mark- You're not mad about anything at all?

Ethan- ah, man, recently I've been having the time of my life recently.

Mark- yeah?

Ethan- I've been having a really great time.

Mark- Why?

Ethan- Well, I get to spend everyday with you papa.

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Ethan- Evan, you're gonna break something!

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Ethan- I'll break you bitch!

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Mark- Fish Jock, Fish Cock, Fish boy. *Throws bottle against wall*

Ethan- that's good bear!

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Ethan- They struck them down  Mark! Doesn't that make you mad?

Mark- That was an accident.

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Ethan- I'm really lacking fluids

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Ethan- You know, maybe I wanna be touched! Maybe I wanna be touched Mark!

Mark- You have a girlfriend...

Ethan- Yeah..

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Mark- Just drop the other one (a plate)

Ethan- *gently puts it down*

Mark- Oh my god...

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Description-

In search of a controlled environment to let out their anger, Mark and Ethan visit Rage Grounds in Los Angeles. No bottle, mug, or friendship is safe when the boys get a lead pipe in their hands.

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