Ethan- If you're doing this at home...
Both- Don't.
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Mark- Just rest your pretty little head, I'm so glad you won't be able to talk.
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Ethan- Do I look like Jeff Bezos? That capless pig. Do I?
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Mark- This is to lube your brows.
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Mark- I'm mixing Chemical A with Chemical B!
Ethan- What are the chemicals?
Mark- I don't know!
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Mark- I put my special sauce in this.
Ethan- Did you cum in this?
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Mark- You can't feel me? (This one just speaks for itself, dunnit)
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Amy- What if it made him beautiful?
Mark- Any direction is up from where you're at!
(Related)
Mark- *Ethan rating himself* A 7? Wow, delusional!
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Context- Mark was trying to guess what he was saying.
Mark- How? *Ethan mumbles* Uh, good fuck.
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Context- Mark replaced the words of "A whole new world" and replaced them with the lyrics of "I'll make a man out of you" and made some new lyrics of his own.
Mark- Where are all my big balled boys at?
(Related)
Mark- He is just too damn cute, I can't believe my penis.
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Ethan- Ooh, it's all white and foamy.
Edit- Mark's special sauce~
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Mark- I finally get mine back and I'm like "I'm ugly!" (I relate my dude)
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Description-
In an effort to steal his identity, Mark makes a mold of Ethan's face.
**THIS IS NOT A TUTORIAL.* We left out lots of vital information necessary to pull this off safely. If you're interested in making your own face mold, there are many comprehensive tutorials on Youtube that can teach you. Always do your research and have a safety pin inplace!
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Unus Annus quotes
Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
