Mark- Let's make sure we stand so that we can have it vertical on the... *Ethan gets further away* not in he middle you fucking Claude -_-
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Ethan- Start test.
Mark- Great, I wish I could see it ;-;
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Ethan- I don't smoke.
Mark- not even weed?
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Ethan- How often do you drink alcoholic beverages? Occasionally.
Mark- everyday for you.
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Ethan- Which option dez cries it eading hab bits best?
(Related)
Ethan- Which obsin disk bribes your ah pewd patient bess?
Mark- No job.
Ethan- No job...
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Mark- Do you suffer from any kind of chronic disease? Being awesome, heh. No...
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Mark- How do you act in problematic situations?
Old Mark- WHY DO YOU GO IN THE FUCKING *Bang* WRONG *Bang* DIRECTION?!
Mark- I remain calm.
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Ethan- *puts hand out to scan*
Mark- it's an ad...
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Mark- I paid money! Not yet...
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Ethan- Day 1? Sucking on titties dude.
(Related)
Mark- Who's? C'mon.
Ethan- I shouldn't say.
Mark- C'mon, kiss'n'tell, suck'n'tell.
Ethan- Your mom's! *Highfives*
Mark- Brother?
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Unus Annus quotes
Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
