Ethan- Are you a masochist?
Mark- No.
Ethan- hm...
Ethan- and that's the end of the video!
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Mark- Well I, well, I mean, I'm, a lotta people love me :c
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Ethan- "You may"- mm... *Scrolls past entire paragraph*
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Mark- if this'll uhh, get, get people to understand that the complexity of who I am as a person if far beyond your labels.
(Never)
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Quiz- As a student how are/were your grades? (Don't worry no one will see your answer-"
Ethan- yeah, Mark, no one we see your answer!
The 1.2 Million people who watched the video- ;-;
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Mark- Who approaches people on the street and asks them if they're interested in working for the porn industry? Who does that?
Ethan- I don't know, someone that works in the Porn Industry...
(Big Brain)
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Mark- Seems like someone's more of a masochist than I am~
Ethan- No! Ò///Ó
Mark- Seems like someone-
Ethan- I'm not! >///<
Mark- maybe had a secret desire to be punished ;) ~
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Mark- What about your inability to feel pleasure?
Ethan- No! I always am... cumming...
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Ethan- Mark, look out!
Mark- What is it?
Ethan- It's Arnold and he's cumming everywhere...!
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Here at Unus Annus, we've explored countless Mysteries over the past few months. We've discovered El Dorado, Atlantis, and even revealed the horrors of our very own oceans. But no mystery is NEARLY as mysterious as Mark's private life. Let's explore!
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Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.
Memento Mori.
Unus Annus.
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Unus Annus quotes
Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
