Ethan- Oh no, Henry hide!
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Mark- oh the stain! *Flips over rug in a 'normal' fashion*
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Ethan- No, she'll know, she'll know something's up, you never cook for her.
Mark- I never cook for her...
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Mark- I'll just have to cut my hand off!
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Mark- I'll just always be petting Chica from underneath!
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Ethan- *picks up iPad* You gonna take this? *Tries stuffing up hoodie* I'll take this for later.
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Ethan- *puts blanket on Christmas tree* The New Year's tree.
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Mark- The president made me make this hole! (;3)
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Ethan- this is for a bit but how long is that gonna stay up?
Mark- Honestly, I have no idea...
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Mark- Is this clean or dirty? It's dirty now. (This is my actual thought process for making an inappropriate joke XD)
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Mark- *throws Britta filter piece* this is our piss.
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Mark- If she just unfortunately never gets picked up from the airport she doesn't have to come home and see the deviation.
Ethan- She doesn't have to see anything!
Mark- She doesn't have to see anything! Oh, she can take Uber...
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Ethan- *after cleaning the pool* That's all of them I think!
Mark- ok, yeah you're good. *Zooms in on the millions of leaves still in the pool*
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Ethan- *Mark leaves* Oh god, I've gotta get going! Oh my God, I've gotta clean!
Mark- *comes back in two seconds later* I forgot my car keys...
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Description-
Time has ran out. Any has returned. Will we be able to cover up the evidence of our sin from Amy's eternal peepers?
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This channel, along with every video that has or will ever be uploaded on this channel, will be deleted after our year has ended. This is inevitable. Inescapable. Irreversible.
Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.
Memento Mori.
Unus Annus.
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Unus Annus quotes
Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
