We Play the Newlywed Game While Consuming That Which Will Kill the Other

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Mark- do you wanna finish eating? Jesus Christ, how unprofessional are you?

(Very)

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Mark- It's amazing because I was hoping that, you know, you being in another house entirely it wouldn't be nearly as detrimental to my mental health -_-

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Amy- Cause, you wanna, like, read your partner's mind.

Mark- You're my partner

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Mark- I'm just a very careful driver.

Ethan- You are very careful c:

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Amy- What is Ethan's favourite physical attribute about himself?

Ethan- *confused look on face*

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Mark- It's so THICC

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Ethan- Listen man, it, peanut butter kills me and I don't think I would be as much as a bitch as you're being right now.

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Ethan- So should I be drinking when we don't get it...?

Mark- No! Stop it! Put it away!

Amy- He's jealous.

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Ethan- I'm the one that's supposed to be getting drunk and you're just a mess...

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Ethan- You've had like 2 scoops of Peanut Butter.

Mark- 3!!

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Mark- Peanut Butter Demons...

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Amy- Who's the better kisser?

(How would they know without kissing each other?)

(Related)

Ethan- How do you know, we've never kissed! Unless ;)

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Amy- What's Ethan's biggest fear?

Ethan- Failing.

Mark- Peanut.

(Related)

Ethan- My biggest fear, is Pee Sauna XD

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Momento Mori~

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