Discovering the Secret to Eternal Life

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Ethan- We're lamps?

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Mark- (doing a bit)
Adult- So, you saw a light?
Child- uh, yeah...
Adult- So you were connected to this light?
Child- uh, yeah...
Adult- by a chord?
(Ethan) Child- Ok, yeah, sure...
(Mark) Child- yeah, yeah.

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Mark- I wish I had a bigger bulb!

Ethan- I wish I had a bigger bulb!

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Ethan- (doing a bit)
Old person- I have seen everything, there is not anything that you can tell me that I probably haven't lived myself, you weak soul!

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Mark- Nuts, I am so sorry...

Ethan- Aw, man! Well, I'll just double up on the garlic.

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Mark- My people love seaweed! (He has an army now?)

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Ethan- She's seen technology explode!

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Mark- This is bullshit! Where's my superfood? How much avacado? How much avacado?!

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Ethan- to live forever do you have to have thighs like that?

Mark- Oh my god, I hope so.

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Mark- a human is he perfect robot!

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Mark- They just, ran out of juice.

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Ethan- Ah!

Mark- it's paining slot!

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Description-

While delving into the deepest pits of the internet, Mark and Ethan discover the secret to everlasting life.

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This channel, along with every video that has or will ever be uploaded on this channel, will be deleted after our year has ended. This is inevitable. Inescapable. Irreversible.

Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.

Memento Mori.

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