Mark- But we can get it up, like my favourite movie crank.
Ethan- c:
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Ethan- I don't care.
Mark- You don't care?! You're gonna die!
Ethan- Well, you know, what else is there to do?
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Ethan- Mark, I wanna feel again!
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Ethan- Let me feel ya harder ;3
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Ethan- My heart rate is steadily increasing. *Sips energy drink*
(Credit: comment by Gregory Prokey)
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Ethan- I'm up to 69 though. Nice.
(Noice)
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Mark- One gust of wind and you're dead.
(It's only funny without context. No one spoil!)
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Mark- Why do you talk stupid when a goat comes on?
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Guy- *rolling on a scateboart 6294 feet in the air*
You don't need to be a snail. You don't need to so stop trying to roll off of buildings and try not to die any time soon.
(Same clip)
Ethan- Get on the gwound, mister!
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Guy- *biking 6294 feet in the air*
Ethan- Where are you going to bike to?
(Off the edge?)
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Mark and Ethan scour the internet to try and find videos that will make them FEEL something before their hearts stop
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Unus Annus quotes
Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
