Woman- I will definitely direct you through different poses that the goats will take advantage of you in.
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Mark- I twisted a man into a pretzel, I can do the same to you!
Ethan- I twisted myself into a pretzel!
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Mark- I imagine the reason they're not climbing on me is because they recognise how much more powerful I am.
Ethan- No, I think they just like me more.
Mark- No, why would that be a thing? No one likes you.
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Mark- Gigi's really doing giving me the business, I think I'm about to get a present on the back of my head.
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Woman- there's a lot goat'in on c:
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Mark- You flinching bastard!
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Women- Like when you guys play with each other. *They start punching each other* I said play... well, I guess this is how boys play.
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Both at the same time- That's my butt.
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Woman- You guys did really well there.
Mark- I know.
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Woman- 'cause for some reason some people came to yoga without wearing yoga clothes, but that's ok, we'll just ignore that.
Mark- Those are quiters who think that you have to have the perfect condition to do things but if you can do things in, in times of adversity that's when you really know you're coming to do a cost.
Woman- You win this round...
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Woman- When you guys are done goating around...
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Mark- I think I'm kissing something else...
Ethan- Go on, Mark! Kiss it!
Mark- I'm ok, thanks.
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Ethan- *Gigi poops on Mark* Blessings, Mark, blessings!
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