Mark- I still have not been convinced that i need to give a flying fuck.
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Ethan- You're ungrateful.
Mark- Yes.
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*The husband pillow*
Mark- Is this a boyfriend pillow?!
Ethan- No, the husband.
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*The husband pillow*
Mark- *innappropriate hand gestures under table at the husband* everybody uncomfortable now?
Ethan- I think, that's good, thanks Mark.
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*The leopard print male underwear*
Ethan- This popped up, for some reason, in my recommended.
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Ethan- this you might need a box cutter or something, or can you do it with your man hands?
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Ethan- Is the video good yet?
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Ethan- my comedy hasn't kicked in for the day yet...
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Ethan- this is a 12 foot tall beach ball. How are your lungs, Mark?
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Mark- I now have to inflate this, you asshole!
Ethan- You don't have to do it with your lungs, we can get a, uh, a pump.
Mark- do you know me at all?
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*Cardboard cut out of Séan falls*
Mark- Jesus, Christ! It's 11:20 how are you this drunk?
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Ethan- This is all great stuff.
Mark- You bought it...
Ethan- I know, I bought it, I'm... Don't know why...
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*Rubber feet*
Mark- I was thinking, I'll put it in my pants leg, that way it'll look like I have a foot!
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*Ethan puts foot through zipper hole*
Mark- It just looks like you stuffed someone down your pants.
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Description-
Ethan is back at it again. His sleigh filled to the brim with horrible, horrible gifts to give his lovely friend Mark.
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Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.
Memento Mori.
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Unus Annus quotes
Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
