Mark and Ethan Are Now Fathers

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Ethan- Spencer, hopefully, will not eat the baby.

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Mark- *gets the baby* I don't like it...

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Ethan- Nuh- night. *Walk away*

Baby Stan- *screams*

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Mark- What do I do with this?

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Ethan- Stan, Stan the baby man.

(Related)

Mark- I've figured out a name: Crog.

(No one let them name a baby, please)

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Mark- Dude, I don't know about you but I don't think babies are supposed to be faced down when they sleep.

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Ethan- I don't think this baby works.

(Actually me tho)

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Mark- This babies real name is Annus.

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Mark- You have tarter sauce, what do you have to cry about?

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Ethan- *spinning him around and his arm comes out* His arm came off!

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Mark- I guess I'm just not quite the daddy that you are.

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Description-

After 2 days of labour and delivery, Unus Annus have given birth to 2 beautiful baby boys! Now they get to experience the joy of fatherhood.
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Edited by ►https://twitter.com/rad_R

This channel, along with every video that has or will ever be uploaded on this channel, will be deleted after our year has ended. This is inevitable. Inescapable. Irreversible.

Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.

Memento Mori.

Unus Annus.

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