Ethan Finally Becomes a MAN

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Ethan- Dododo, I'm this long!

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Ethan- I got a Level! Hey, that's Level!

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Mark- Chalk line.

Ethan- A what?

Mark- Chalk line.

Ethan- Chalk line.

Mark- Chalk line.

Ethan- Chocolate?

Mark- Chalk line.

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Ethan- *blows on the chalk line* not anymo- oh... *Goes along the rest of the wood, slowly blowing away the rest of the chalk line*

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Ethan- *holds a small tape measurer as Mark holds a huge one* I think this is funny.

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Mark- You eyeball it, you trust yourself!

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Ethan- *choosing a saw* This boi.

Mark- Why?

Ethan I don't know, you get a good grip on it.

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Ethan- Hey, Mark.

Mark- Wassup man?

Ethan- How do you saw?

Mark- it's a push saw.

Ethan- it's not pushing very well...

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Mark- Don't just let go of the tool and expect it to stay. (Wait, you're not supposed to do that?! Shit...)

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Mark- Is the tongue necessary?

Ethan- uh huh.

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Mark- What do you do when your cute not going straight?

Ethan- You grow auto-correct.

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Ethan- You know, in the tool world we use this little thing called... You take this one...

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Ethan- That's probably the best way to go, glad you're here.

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Ethan- Math wasn't my strong suit, nor was anything...

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Ethan- You know I love hammering, and I'm super good at it *immediately drops hammer* (sure Eth)

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Amy- Mark's hammer's larger, maybe try Mark's.

Ethan- Yeah, it's the hammer...

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Ethan- *starts running away* I'm embarrassing myself, I'm embarrassing myself in front of the whole wide world!

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Mark- Technically yes, and technically yes is the best kind of yes.

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Ethan- *hammering* Neighbors love it.

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Description-

Mark teaches Ethan the ways of becoming a man... through hard MANual labor. Little does Ethan know the painful surprise that also comes with growing up...

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