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Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond

Video lady- They start the process by hammering a spike into the skull; mashing up the brain; flushing it out the nose and pouring tree reigns into the skull-

Ethan- It's a Neti Pot!

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Ethan- Treating it with special care as he rams it back into his chest

Mark- That's why his name was Ramsies

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Ethan- Am I going to be as handsome as Brendan Fraser?

Mark- He wasn't the Mummy.

Ethan- Your Dright- will he come and save me?

Mark- You speak normally when the cameras off.

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Ethan- You have to Commit, like the Ancient Egyptians did.

Mark- oh, I'll commit alright- a FeLoNy

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Ethan- Now, remember, the safe word is please.

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Mark- You always do these defensive thing-

Ethan- Maybe 'cause I'm afraid.

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Ethan- You stole the air from my lungs~ (@tran_pan_blue :3)

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Ethan- *rises after having his brains sucked out*

Mark- *makes a bunch of hand gestures to explain his confusion for said action* Maybe you could suck yourself.

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Mark- Tum tum,  Your gutty-wutties, livy-wivy; tankulasay (?)

Ethan- *laughs* You really know how to make me gaggle

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Mark- Stay there; contemplate your existence!

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Ethan- I really don't wanna ruin this shirt, this is one of my favourite shirts; I really like this shirt and Mark's gonna dump salt all over me, I know it; I know he will. *quickly takes the rest of shirt off as Mark enters the room ;)*

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Ethan- It's going to be cold, ah! Ah! do it!

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Ethan- Ya know, ding these videos has motivated me to start working out again 'cause I'm like, "Aw, man, we've been shirtless a lot-"

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Ethan- Are you going to put gold coins on my eyes or anything like that?

Mark- Is- Is that Egyptian? 

Ethan- nah, It's probably more of a pirate thing, ya know?

Mark-I don't know if that's the only-

Ethan- Were pirates real? 

Mark- *immediately stops wrapping and tries wrapping  his head around that question*

Ethan- *holds back laughter* How 'bout that weather?

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Ethan- *muffled* But now I can't contribute to the video!

Mark- I'm sure you'll find a way, you always do.

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Mark- He can do a backflip, that I do know; I can confirm, and so, we will always remember him as -

Ethan- No, don't do it-

Mark- Backflip guy.

Ethan- Fuck you.

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Mark- If anyone else would like to say some kind words, uh, for the loss of Ethan Nesaty- What was your name again?

Ethan- Yeah, you got it.

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Ethan- I just wanna kiss Mark! I- don't do it-

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Ethan- I'm fit for the God's?

Mark- yeah.

Ethan- Lick me clean then~

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Ethan- It's like being at the beach, it's in my ass ( ;3 )

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Summery- Ethan is cleaned of snot, had salt dumped on his and wrapped in toilet paper to attempt to prepare him for the after-life.

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Description-

Mummification is the key to eternal life after death. The ancient Egyptians went to great lengths to make the best mummies possible. Now, thousands of years later, with the help of modern technology we have perfected the process.

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