Mark- You're a bad boy~
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Mark- I need to find something's out before I shake your hand.
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Ethan- Somebody else's lie's are in here?!
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Ethan-Is it gonna take like 40 seconds to analyse every one?
Mark- 30 seconds actually.
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Ethan- Am I a truth or a liar?
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Amy- Tiny notebook for a tiny man.
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Mark- This is how we will get to the bottom of the truth. *Ethan looks away* Do not be distracted you ADD bastard.
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Mark- Is your name Ethan?
Ethan- Yes.
Mark- ok good. *Lots of pen and pad noises*
Ethan- What kinda fucking notes you taking?
(Related)
Mark- Does nothing work?!
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Mark- Did you dye your hair blue because of me? *States intensely at Ethan*
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Mark- Do you wish you were taller?
Ethan- Yes.
Mark- *puts fist out to brofist and Ethan accepts*
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Mark- Have you ever hit an animal with your car?
Ethan- Yes.
Mark- Are you certain that animal was not a human?
Ethan- Yes, it was a squirrel.
Mark- Do you look back on that memory fondly?
Ethan- No *he says smiling as the spike spikes* The hit was kind of satisfying...!
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Ethan- Have you ever been arrested?
Mark- No, had to think about that one...
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Ethan- Have you ever physically harmed anyone?
Mark- Yes. Ignore the fact that I almost smiled when I said that.
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Ethan- Have you ever tried to suck your own dick?
Mark- Yes.
Ethan- Your eyes Just glowed when you said that.
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Ethan- Do you think that I'm actually funny?
Mark- Yes.
Ethan- aww U//U
(Yes, I do faces now)
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Ethan- Just, how big is peepee?
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Ethan- I don't know what these things mean, it's all the same, it's up and down and up and down!
(The way he said it was funnier but this is as close as I can get it)
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Amy- The fact that you're saying 'done cocaine' I think proves that you've never "done" cocaine.
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Mark- How many people did you kill?
Ethan- 16
Mark- How many people did you want to kill?
Ethan- 16
(Related)
Mark- How did you kill them?
Ethan- I killed them with my whole hand.
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Mark- Would you stab me with a knife?
Ethan- No.
Mark- Would you take away my life?
Ethan- No.
Mark- Would you be my wife?
Ethan- yes. (Aw)
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For as long as humans have been able to speak, we've been able to lie. But thanks to modern lie detector technology, we can finally uncover the truth
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Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
