You Breathe You Die

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Mark- Stupid staring contest again!

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Mark- Holding your breath in a fundamental skill when the wolves are at you door...

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Mark- How do dementors reproduce? Why do I wonder why everything reproduces?

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Context- They both had take over their mouth and Mark was trying to guess what Ethan was saying.

Mark- Oh! Entertainer!

Ethan- mhm.

Mark- oh, I don't know!

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Context- Mark was taking tape off and moaning in pain.

Mark- *moans of pain*

Ethan- Stop.

Mark- It hurts!

Ethan- Yeah, I'm sure it does. *He moans again* stop.

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Mark- So I thought I'd be wiping the floor with you.

Ethan- oh, ok, yeah.

Mark- Alright, cool good. *They shake hands*

Ethan- So we're in agreement.

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Ethan- *breathes into the tube*

Mark- Oh, God.

Amy- Breathe it in Mark!

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Ethan- My chair's gonna fall off

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Ethan- you breath-ing in me?

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Ethan- It's working, it's working!

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Mark- The intermission is now over, please return to your seats.

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Mark- I can't get your air outta me!

Ethan- It's in there for 7 years.

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Mark- I'm gonna delete PEEN!

Ethan- uh, Noah, don do it.

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Mark- What did you give me?

Ethan- I don't... HPD or something, I don't know...

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Mark- That's got 17 million views! *Sighs*

Ethan- It's only 17 more times than the my video that you deleted!

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Ethan- Enjoy the disease!

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Description-

The rules are simple: You Breathe, You Die.

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This channel, along with every video that has or will ever be uploaded on this channel, will be deleted after our year has ended. This is inevitable. Inescapable. Irreversible.

Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.

Memento Mori.

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