Mark- There is a product called geriatric- focus, focus, focus!
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Mark- I don't want them to be spoiled
Ethan- Exactly.
Mark- I'm spoiled...
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Mark- But when there's future like, 3d holographic- 'all the young people with their holograms and their jackinins; they're not jacking off like they did in the old days.'
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Ethan- We need things to take everyday.
Mark- Yeah, we gotta take like 15,000 pills.
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Mark- where's the oldest vitamin?
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Ethan- You look wonderful tonight.
Mark- Me?
Ethan- mhm.
Mark- oh, thanks.
Ethan- This song.
Mark- oh, I thought you were complimenting me.
Ethan- no, never.
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Ethan- Should we hold for the fucking plane? Jesus!
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Ethan- Mark, I'm feeling great!
Mark- You shouldn't.
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Ethan- I fought in the war faster than you fought in that chair! ...built it...
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Ethan- *puts on the glasses* ooh, strong!
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Ethan- I can't see a thing, bitch.
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Ethan- Who put the hole in the ground?!
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Ethan- A little leaky, just like me.
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Mark- They're damp!
Ethan- Yeah, well, they're about to be even more damp!
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Mark- I brought you into this world!
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Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
