Ethan- You ever experienced A... S... M... R?
Mark- No, never. Not once.
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Mark- Are you fondling your pop filter?
Ethan- A lil bit...
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Mark- Fuck! Gah, fuck! Left! Go left! Goddamn it! Are you gonna do anything?! Fuck...
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Ethan whispering- Now I've got a bag here... *Makes bag make sound* it is filled with Jolly Ranchers. Let's take one out and let's pop in in my mouth. *Puts one in mouth and makes mouth sounds*
Mark- This is the worst thing I've ever experienced...
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Mark- I need you to spit out that Jolly Rancher ರ_ರ
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Ethan- My tongue is purple :>
Mark- That's wonderful.
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Mark- You have to go to the tooth doctor to get it looked at.
Ethan- Dentist.
Mark- *inhales* tooth doctor.
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Mark- Floss doesn't exist, we just made that up to test people.
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Mark- 4 years of tooth doctor school and I get told what I need to do. That's good.
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Mark- You gotta go all the way in~
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Ethan- Is there anything that gives you any kind of trigger like that?
Mark- Usually when I pee.
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Unus Annus quotes
Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
