Mark and Ethan Bet Everything on a Wikipedia Race

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Mark- Ethan, have you, and I don't imagine you have, ever heard of a website called Wikipedia?

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Ethan- I want to know about anemia.

(Please, oh wise lord, teach me about the wonders of anemia!)

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Mark- here's the rules: get a friend.

(Haha, are you assuming I have a friend or the ability to obtain one? You silly bitch!)

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Mark- it doesn't matter what I'm looking at; it doesn't matter what you're looking at, what are you looking at?

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Ethan- How small is the place we're looking for?

(Me when I look for my will to live :>)

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Mark- I will tell you how, but first tell me where you are.

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Ethan- Then I mistakenly went down the great depression.

(S a m e)

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Mark- So, you were going for the obscure trivia that maybe John Mayer was inspired by the Beatles? I'm guessing.

Ethan- Maybe. I mean, he wasn't, but... music.

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Ethan- I am a simp for <insert name here>

(Related)

Ethan- I will do anything to make them pleasured ;)

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Mark- I'm at slut-shaming... ;-;

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Ethan- Let me have my own identity :'<

(I relate)

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Description-

A Wikipedia Race (aka Wiki Races) is the ultimate test of skill to individuals could possibly have. But with this race... the stakes are almost too high to endure.
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