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We Tried a Labour Pain Simulator

Ethan- We weren't fucking, we were making love.

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Mark- We? Who is we in this?

Ethan- Me and the carrier of the seed.

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Ethan- *puts pillow in he corner* made so much of a difference.

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Mark- Have you ever given birth?

Ethan- No, have you ever given birth?

Mark- yeah.

Ethan- Yeah? When did you have a baby?

Mark- I've had 20.

Ethan- Why wasn't I invited to the showers?

Mark- 'cause I fucking hate you.

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Mark- When a man and a man love each other very much.

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Mark- We have the technology-

Ethan- To try!

Mark- t-to try...

Ethan- to try and simulate it.

Mark- We don't have to finish each others sentences...

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Mark- Ok, so if it wasn't clear-

Ethan- Help, Mark! Help!

Mark- that this is a scientific process by which a man-

Ethan- Help!

Mark- can experience the pain-

Ethan- Help!

Mark- that is labour. But you know, it's hard to-

Ethan- it's coming, Mark!

Mark- if it's actually going to-

Ethan- The baby!

Mark- if it's actually going to be-

Ethan- *screams*

Mark- true to the experience-

Ethan- *shakes legs*

Mark- Are you, fffff, having an orgasm? What are you doing back there?

Ethan- it hurts so good Mark!

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Amy- You guys look like giant babies you know?

Mark- *throws box* we're not babies! We're men!

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Mark- The gooc, the scouch.

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Mark- nothing can contract on the balls.

Ethan- You just said the ball sack -_-

Mark- You got me there...

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Evan- I have a lot of experience with this, guys. Yeah, I think you should definitely go with the bladder are like you were saying. The scouch.

Mark- The scouch!

Ethan- Hold on a second, hold on. Back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up. You have had a lot of experience with this?

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Amy- You guys should have a safe word.

Mark- What's the safe word?

Ethan- Uhhh

Mark- asparagus.

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Mark- oh, you got a friend in the car... Great...

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Momiplier- Uh, about 10 centimetres, if you stuck your hand into your mo- uh, mom's vagina.

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Momiplier- If you had a knife and stuck it into your butthole.

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Ethan- Did it feel like tiny little knifes in your butthole?

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Mark- Most of us who've come into this world, we had to be born.

Amy- Most...?

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Ethan- Butthole knifes.

Mark- That's not the takeway...

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Mark and Ethan will never know the TRUE feeling of child labour, but today they attempt to simulate that miracle.

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