What Does Astrology Day About Our Friendship?

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Ethan- *picks up juggling scarfs* What have you been doing?

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Ethan- See, we learned!

Mark- *punches Ethan*

Ethan- Wait...

Mark- You have not learned...

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Ethan- So you have something that you want to talk to me about Mark? Is your body changing? Are you getting hair down there?

Mark- Yes...?

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Mark- Saturn, Rahu, Ketu, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.

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Ethan- *Reading*

Mark- Are you ok?

Ethan- I have a hard time reading...

Mark- Why?

Ethan- Because... Dyslexia... ;-;

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Ethan- Can Man! Can Man!

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Mark- Scorpio's Love: Hooked on Phonics.

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Ethan- "They're not in the slightest intimidated by anybody or anything," You hear that? *Punches* please... :c

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Ethan- *whispers* What does reminiscent mean?

Mark- Hesitant.

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Ethan- Where's the pla- place where it says if you fuck good or not?

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Mark- Wait, we're both Mars Leo!

Ethan- Oh! Baby, let's fuck!

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The stars created us. They define us. And they will end us. Today we check out birth charts to see what's in store for our little bodies.

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