(my own artwork at the top from the Archery video)
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Ethan- We have many decisions in life: left, right, go, to not go, to run over five...
Mark- battery's dead.
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Ethan- So you should move it?
Mark- only if it's done 1,000 times.
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Mark- those 35 people would be so grateful and sorry about your dick I guess.
Ethan- They'd suck your dick if you had one.
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Mark- You must keep pulling the lever in order to save these people (neither you nor the captives need to sleep or eat coz this is a Greek myth or something).
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Mark- You're welcome! *Mimicks Trolley sound running over 5 people*
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Ethan- As a Trolley, what do you do? 5 Trolley deaths or 1? The strongest, what's his name? Eddie Hall?
Mark- Eddie Hall, yeah.
Ethan- is rushing down the track; he will fucking destroy these trolleys if you don't do something, Trolley Mark.
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Ethan-
Partner- Bae, come over.
Guy- I can't right now, I'm experiencing an ethical dilemma.
Partner- my entire family isn't here.
Guy- I know...
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Mark- Or will you show me your dance of death?
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Mark- Maybe some girl will press her boobs up against the window!
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Ethan- *after reading the super long and confusing one* What do you do? Kill them all.
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Mark- Who fucking cares? I'm not gonna break this down.
Ethan- Alright, point for both of us.
(Related)
Website- There is no problem. You are travelling safely to your destination.
Ethan- point for both of us.
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Description-
Today Mark and Ethan give their morals the toughest test yet.
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Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.
Memento Mori.
Unus Annus.
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Unus Annus quotes
Humorquotes from Unus Annus Might be some quotes from the camera crew (e.g. Amy and Evan) some quotes may not be suitable for kids due to some of the videos. I do not work or associate with Unus Annus, I only write down quotes. Momento Mori.
